1 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,019 I know I have a problem. 2 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:23,273 I'm just asking, please, Isla, just let me stay through the playoffs, 3 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,941 and I won't take nothing. 4 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,068 No vikes, no percs, no Xannies. Nada. 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:28,737 On God. 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:30,572 Here we go. 7 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,033 I need Travis in the playoffs to keep my job. 8 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,411 Is it wrong to let him play before he gets help? Maybe. 9 00:00:36,494 --> 00:00:38,663 Then again, sometimes doing the wrong thing 10 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:40,290 ends up being the best thing. 11 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:44,544 When we were kids, Ness confided in us that he wanted to go to theater camp. 12 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,004 Cam and I made so much fun of him, 13 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,798 he started shooting baskets every day for five hours. 14 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,925 Ten years later, he was in the pros. 15 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,137 So that cruel teasing was the best thing that ever happened to him. 16 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:59,267 {\an8}This is Nick Scott, my friend Jennifer's fiancé. 17 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:01,186 {\an8}Now, to the untrained eye, 18 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,730 hooking up with him makes me a piece of shit. 19 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:06,274 But what you don't know is that me breaking them up 20 00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:10,028 led to Jennifer meeting her now-husband and living her best life. 21 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:12,489 I'd love to tell Jennifer, "You're welcome," 22 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:13,782 but she won't speak to me. 23 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,578 Okay, I nicked a random car at work. 24 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,705 But had I stopped to write a note, 25 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,916 I wouldn't have passed Sandy's office in time 26 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:26,169 to see him choking on a piece of toro. 27 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,547 So, sometimes doing the wrong thing can lead to the right outcome. 28 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,718 All right, you can play. 29 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,304 But the second the postseason is over, you're going into rehab, 30 00:01:36,387 --> 00:01:38,098 and you will be sober. 31 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,100 And I don't mean bullshit California sober. 32 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,852 I mean, no-fooling, Robert-Downey-Jr. sober. You got me? 33 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,813 I got you. Thank you. 34 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,498 Holy shit. 35 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:12,757 Playoffs, my favorite time of year. 36 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,635 Except for maybe when the SI Swimsuit Edition comes out. 37 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:19,722 Now, speaking of ladies that have posed in great American magazines, 38 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:23,601 {\an8}Isla Gordon is gonna be joining us in the studio tomorrow. 39 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:26,104 {\an8}Here in the flesh, on Murph's turf, 40 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:29,232 {\an8}and I am gonna be busting out the lawnmower on her ass. 41 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,025 And it'll be respectful, of course… 42 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,070 Ali, I never should've agreed to go on Sean Murphy. I'm canceling. 43 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,697 Let's see how the interview goes. 44 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,032 If she pulls a no-show, then we'll know the truth. 45 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,785 {\an8}That Isla Gordon can't take the heat. 46 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,997 - 'Cause when I am grilling someone… - Goddammit. Never mind. 47 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,291 - Can she handle it? My ex-wife… - Hey, got a second? 48 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:51,004 -Yeah, what's up, honey? I'm listening. -Uh, can you, uh… Can you pause the show? 49 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,798 - Back after a word from Natty Bone. - Mute. Yeah. 50 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,843 -Whoo, you look nice. -Thank you. 51 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,386 Is this good for tomorrow night? 52 00:02:58,469 --> 00:03:00,763 -What's tomorrow night? -You serious? 53 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,766 It's the American Pediatric Awards. 54 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,394 Oh my God, of course. The pedos. 55 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:10,690 -You're getting your award. -Yes, it's actually, uh, the pedis now. 56 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,735 They're trying to move away from the old name for obvious reasons. 57 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:14,652 Look… 58 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:17,488 …I know you agreed to come before you guys made the playoffs, 59 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:21,826 so if you need to miss my thing for Game 1, I totally get it, 60 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,412 but it'd mean a lot to me if you could sneak away for this one. 61 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:26,289 -I'm just saying-- -Of course I'm coming. 62 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,041 I mean, the second the game is over, 63 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,085 I'm headed straight to my man to watch him get his pedo. 64 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:33,630 Pedis. If anybody asks, it's the… it's the pedis. 65 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,715 Okay, I gotta go. I'll see you tonight. 66 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:36,633 Bye. 67 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,345 And I'll tell you this, I'm gonna go deep on their perimeter D, 68 00:03:40,428 --> 00:03:42,305 lack of size, and thin bench. 69 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:47,769 Okay, well, what if he brings up your Playboy shoot? 70 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:51,147 I own it. I was young and looked great. Jealous, Sean? 71 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,900 Okay, sorry to interrupt, but it is an emergency. 72 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,735 What's going on, Sandy? I'm kind of busy. 73 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,946 Bryson is showing VPL on Instagram. 74 00:03:58,863 --> 00:03:59,697 What is VPL? 75 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,950 Visible Penis Line. 76 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,451 Could you be more of an ally? 77 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:04,744 Okay, I'm sorry. 78 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,412 I'm struggling to see the emergency here. 79 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:10,041 Bryson's single, which means Charlie is single, all right? 80 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,210 -How do I get him back? -Why are you asking me? 81 00:04:12,293 --> 00:04:14,671 Because the other day you told me not to give up. 82 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,090 - "Gordons don't lose." Do you remember? - Yes. 83 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:19,425 But we were not in the playoffs, and now we are. 84 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,971 I mean, Charlie seems nice, but I have zero bandwidth to even think about this. 85 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,139 Oh okay. So you're saying this isn't important to you? 86 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,059 -Uh… -That's exactly what she's saying. 87 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,728 Sandy, I'm sorry. I love you. 88 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,106 -Can you help with his gay problems? -Yes, I'll talk to him. 89 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,692 Jesus, Jackie. 90 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,319 I almost dropped my phone, and this is a brand new OtterBox. 91 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:39,696 Hey, Sandy. 92 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:40,947 What's his problem? 93 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,949 He's just going through some shit. 94 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,575 Oh, good. 95 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:47,161 I mean, not good. I was just worried he doesn't like me. 96 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,205 -Well… -What? 97 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,581 Look, don't take it personally. 98 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:53,918 When I started here, I wanted the Gordons to like me. And Sandy was the hardest. 99 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,670 I watched Drag Race for three years 100 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,839 before I realized he's not that kind of gay. 101 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:00,341 He's just a nerd who likes The Making of WandaVision. 102 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:04,012 I just don't get it. Isla likes me. Ness likes me. You like me. 103 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,723 Mmm, you like me. I tolerate you. 104 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,183 Hey, you're a Gordon. 105 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,353 Apparently, your dad said you guys weren't losers. So go act like it. 106 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,319 Hey… bro. 107 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,154 I, uh… 108 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,990 I heard you talking in Isla's office 109 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:26,826 and I just-- I wanted to say I'm in a similar boat. 110 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,079 But, you know, my boat is a girl, and yours is a guy. 111 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,790 Thank you for clarifying. Where are you going with this? 112 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,668 Growing up, my mom made us watch those old, classic, 113 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:38,171 Golden Age of Hollywood, like, romantic comedies. 114 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,672 Pretty Woman, You've Got Mail… 115 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:44,093 Well, now I am feeling very old in addition to being rejected by my ex. 116 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,764 Anyway, in all those movies, at the end, there's this moment 117 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,516 where the guy goes and does this big romantic gesture 118 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,769 and gets the girl back. You should do that. 119 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:56,481 But you'd be winning back Charlie… who's a guy. 120 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,441 Yes, yes, that was established. Thank you. 121 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,778 Did it work for the girl that you liked? 122 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,571 Oh, no. 123 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,865 She doesn't… She won't even talk to me. 124 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,242 But we'd only gone out once. 125 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,578 Thank you, but this is very different. 126 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:11,662 I was, um… 127 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:13,748 in love… 128 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:15,792 with Charlie. 129 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,711 So don't let him get away, bro. 130 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:31,015 - Hey. - Hi, Marcus. 131 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,934 What are you doing here? Did Roy quit? 132 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:34,644 Roy's filling in at a PayPal board meeting. 133 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,271 I was surprised to see Travis at practice. 134 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:40,483 I was even more surprised to see he's on tomorrow night's roster. 135 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,485 He needs help. He can't play. 136 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,736 I spoke with Travis. 137 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,196 He promised he'd stay clean 138 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,698 and then go right to treatment the second the season is over. 139 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,785 Oh, an addict made you a promise? They always tell the truth. 140 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:54,205 Marcus, sometimes you have to make tough calls if you want to win. 141 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:57,959 And again, Travis wants this. 142 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:01,879 You know… 143 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,424 I always liked your dad and brother. 144 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:07,218 But I knew they always just saw us as horses. 145 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,221 If we broke our leg, we were done. 146 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,432 I thought you were different. 147 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:14,517 Turns out you ain't. 148 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,435 I-- 149 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,979 -You want a ring so bad? Take this one. -Oh. 150 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,731 There. Congratulations. 151 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,233 Thank you. 152 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:25,445 Oh my gosh, you know what? Maybe I'll sell this on Pawn Stars. 153 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:27,572 -The show's not even on anymore. -Yeah, it is. 154 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:30,324 Because I just read that Season 23 is happening! 155 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,707 That was the most beautiful song. 156 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,584 I've got a confession to make. 157 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,794 That song was about you. 158 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:47,341 Goddamn you, Adam Sandler. 159 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,052 I am so in love with you. 160 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:56,142 Jackie. Jackie. 161 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,644 - Hey. - Are you okay? 162 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,687 Yeah, yeah. 163 00:08:00,229 --> 00:08:02,773 Look, I've decided to take your advice. 164 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,317 -Yes! -Yeah. 165 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,987 Oh, I'm telling you, a Dave and Buster's Power Card pays for itself. 166 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,741 Dude, if we combine our points, we can get an ICEE machine for the office. 167 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,911 No. No, no, no, about the romantic gesture. 168 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,622 So, last night I was watching The Wedding Singer, 169 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:20,208 and it gave me the greatest idea. So, tonight-- 170 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:23,920 You're gonna try and win back Charlie at the game. I'll make sure he's there. 171 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,172 Yeah. 172 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,134 Yeah, you kind of stole my thunder. But, um, that is it, yes. 173 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:31,719 Okay. 174 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,554 Thanks for meeting me, guys. 175 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,973 So, let's just say, hypothetically, 176 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,560 one of our players has a very serious personal issue, 177 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,480 but wants to finish out the playoffs before seeking help. 178 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:44,106 Do you think I should let him? 179 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,151 Hey, if this is about Badrag sending money to that separatist group, 180 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,445 we're already talking to the State Department. 181 00:08:50,029 --> 00:08:54,951 I think, um, that I would tell this player that at this point of the season, 182 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:58,955 every guy is dealing with an injury or a personal issue, 183 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,582 and it is part of the job to man up and play through it. 184 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:06,254 Wow, Jay. I didn't think you would say that, but I'll take it. 185 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:10,132 -Ness, you good with that? -Yeah. Yeah, I think Jay's right. 186 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,552 Okay, Ness. I can tell you don't. Just spit it out. 187 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,972 Look, when I was playing for the Waves, I was playing on a sore Achilles. 188 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,140 I was already the boss's son, I was riding the bench. 189 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,977 I didn't wanna make a big deal out of it, so I decided to "man up." 190 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,063 I ended up fully tearing it, and I've never been the same since. 191 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,524 Is… is that why you didn't dance at your wedding? 192 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:27,733 Yes. 193 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,318 And I'd eaten a lot of balut. 194 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,529 It's a Filipino dish. It's a fertilized chicken egg. 195 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:33,531 -That sucks. -No, it's actually not that bad. 196 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:35,658 You just smother it in banana ketchup. 197 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,826 I meant your injury. 198 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:39,745 Oh yeah, that does suck, but it's part of the deal. 199 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,416 Once I knew I couldn't play anymore, my value around here was basically zero. 200 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:46,252 But this is the playoffs. This is different. 201 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,878 I think you should take Jay's advice. 202 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:51,340 Super long-winded way to say you agree with Jay. 203 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,760 -But I think I know what I'm gonna do. -Yeah, winning over everything. 204 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,684 A little more on my cheek. This… over here. 205 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:05,229 Thank you. And my forehead. You know, just a little bit everywhere. 206 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,107 Wow, Gordon, you are really sweating bullets over there. 207 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,234 -Don't tell me you're nervous. -Should I be? 208 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,902 - Maybe. - We're ready. 209 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,321 All right, here we go. 210 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:16,824 LA Waves Team President, Isla Gordon. 211 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,701 {\an8}That's right, Sean. Ready to rumble. 212 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:23,080 {\an8}When you took over the Waves, some said it was a mistake, a whiff. 213 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,248 {\an8}An airball. 214 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,375 {\an8}A big ol' L for the organization. 215 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,502 {\an8}That was you. You said those things. 216 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,130 {\an8}I sure did. And, uh, I gotta say, 217 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:33,716 {\an8}with the way this season has unfolded, 218 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,760 {\an8}I was wrong. 219 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,181 {\an8}-Wait, did you just say you were wrong? -Yes, I did. 220 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,974 {\an8}You took over a tough situation. 221 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,352 {\an8}You handled things your way, 222 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:47,021 {\an8}and now here you guys are, about to go into the playoffs. 223 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:47,980 {\an8}It's amazing. 224 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:50,858 {\an8}I wrote all these comebacks on the cards. I guess I don't need them now. 225 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,403 {\an8}No, you sure don't. I said you were nothing like your dad or your bro, 226 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,614 {\an8}and I apologize for that. 227 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,659 {\an8}You are just as much a killer as they were, if not more. 228 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,369 {\an8}The way you've taken over power 229 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:05,539 {\an8}and gotten all the horses in your stable doing exactly what you want, 230 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,333 {\an8}my hat's off to you. 231 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,378 Thanks, Sean. 232 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:14,256 Now, let's talk playoffs. You guys are undersized, overmatched, 233 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,509 playing a very tough defense. 234 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:19,470 Can your three-point shooters deliver in the clutch? 235 00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,949 Goddammit. 236 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,622 Hey, sorry, man, no walk-ins. We're fully booked. 237 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,957 Hey, Charlie? 238 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,835 I'm Jackie, Sandy's brother. 239 00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:53,838 Oh right, the… the new one. What do you want? 240 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,841 I… I need you to go with me to the game tonight. 241 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,175 Are you kidding me? 242 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,885 What is this, Sandy's idea? 243 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:04,348 Well, I kind of gave him the idea, but now he wants to take credit for it. 244 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,434 Well, I'm not interested, and also I can't. 245 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:08,811 I got back-to-back appointments that'll take me all evening. 246 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:09,812 Oh. 247 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,356 I made all those appointments to make sure you were free. 248 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,652 Seriously, dude? You booked five custom grooming jobs for Lhasa Apsos. 249 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,863 Do you know how much money that would've been for me? 250 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,073 Probably thousands. 251 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,908 You know what, can you please just go? 252 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,536 I can't leave without you. I promised my brother… 253 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,914 -Don't make me get physical. -Please, I'd kick the shit out of you. 254 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,542 No, don't. I'm very slight, 255 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,713 and this is the first time Sandy's trusted me with something. 256 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,174 Please. 257 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,304 All right, fine, fine. 258 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:46,265 But only because I want him to pay me for those non-existent Lhasa Apsos. 259 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,392 We can listen to whatever you want in the car. 260 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,020 Okay, let's just go before I change my mind. 261 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,396 Also, Taylor Swift. 262 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,277 Hi. 263 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,446 What's up? 264 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,783 Are you… Are you trying to carpool or something? 265 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,577 Are you high right now? 266 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,496 Um… 267 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:11,832 Come on, we could roll together. Let me just get my keys. 268 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,043 Travis. 269 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,419 Hey, Travis. 270 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,922 Travis, listen. 271 00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:18,839 What? 272 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:21,091 We're gonna get you help. 273 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,344 I'm a little tired. 274 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,387 I didn't sleep that much last night, but I'm good. 275 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,390 -No, stop. -I barely got any sleep last night. 276 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,184 Travis, you're not playing. 277 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,145 Okay? 278 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,609 You still have a place on this team, but you're not playing. 279 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,447 Let's go pack a bag, all right? 280 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:03,551 Hey, Travis isn't gonna make it. Talk later. 281 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,223 Gentlemen, a little adjustment. Travis is out. 282 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,934 So Marcus, you're gonna be playing point tonight. 283 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,320 {\an8}Welcome to LA Waves basketball on SportsVision West. 284 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:27,575 {\an8}Tonight, the Waves start their playoff run versus the Minnesota Frost. 285 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,039 And this is you. 286 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,666 Wait, Sandy's not even here? 287 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:36,625 Have fun. 288 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,543 No… 289 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,297 All right. Okay. 290 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,383 I guess I'm just watching a basketball game now. 291 00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,760 And now, to sing the national anthem, 292 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:50,014 please welcome Billie Eilish. 293 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,102 Uh, hello. 294 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,104 My name is Sandy Gordon. 295 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,525 I am the CFO of the Los Angeles Waves. 296 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,402 - Where's Billie Eilish? - Yeah! 297 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,863 Uh, she will be out here shortly, sir. 298 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:12,077 But I am here because I was dating… this great guy. 299 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,955 No one cares. Where's Billie? 300 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:19,335 But when I was with him, I… I… I wasn't always honest. 301 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,046 I said that I hated sharing entrées. 302 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,965 That I didn't like Taylor Swift. 303 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:30,846 And that he wasn't the best thing that ever happened to me. 304 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,266 But those were all lies. 305 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:37,144 He is the best thing that ever happened to me. 306 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,439 And as far as Taylor Swift goes, 307 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,109 Charles Benedict Connelly… 308 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,028 Dude, get off the court! 309 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,492 …you are my love story. 310 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,540 ♪ We were both young When I first saw you ♪ 311 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:02,127 ♪ I close my eyes And the flashback starts ♪ 312 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,004 ♪ I'm standing there ♪ 313 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,633 ♪ On a balcony in summer air… ♪ 314 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,343 At least sing Billie Eilish. 315 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:13,263 ♪ Romeo, take me somewhere We can be alone ♪ 316 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,934 ♪ I'll be waiting All there's left to do is run ♪ 317 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,104 ♪ You'll be a prince And I'll be another prince ♪ 318 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,189 ♪ It's a love story ♪ 319 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,692 ♪ Baby, just say yes ♪ 320 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,609 Sandy! 321 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,154 Billie Eilish will be making her way to the court shortly. 322 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,116 You saw that, right? Please tell me you didn't just get here. 323 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:37,246 I… I can't believe you humiliated yourself in front of 20,000 people for me. 324 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,542 Charlie, I would do anything for you. 325 00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:52,761 Actually, I have one more verse. 326 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,555 -No, nobody wants that. -Okay. 327 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,854 Okay, how long is it to the rehab center? 328 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,981 Uh, 65 minutes. 329 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,649 Oh, you made a wrong turn. 330 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,484 Now it's saying 68. 331 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,986 Oh God, shit. 332 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,863 I'm barely gonna make it to Lev's thing. 333 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,991 Here, just type a message to "Ler Cell." 334 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,242 Who's Ler? 335 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,619 It's Lev. I just misspelled it and never changed it. 336 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,665 Just type. "Hey, babe. There's been a little work emergency." 337 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,625 "Nothing crazy. Just super annoying." 338 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,128 "I may be a little late, but I will be there. I love you." 339 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,629 Heart emoji. Kiss emoji. 340 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,882 -Did you get all of it? -In my own way. 341 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,971 Yo, wassup? 342 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,431 Finna be a lil late. 343 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,183 Work shit. All good, though. 344 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,392 What? Is she drunk? 345 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,396 Here we go. 346 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,731 - Hey. - Here we go. 347 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,191 Hey, got a junkie for ya. 348 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,443 Ooh! That is not what we call them. 349 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,820 You're an incredible role model for women everywhere. 350 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,698 Thank you. Listen, say no to drugs. 351 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,242 Listen to your sponsor. Yada, yada. Gotta go. 352 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,495 -Look at how far we've come. -It's been a journey. 353 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,122 - To think I wanted you to trade my ass. - And I didn't. 354 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,458 And now I gotta go. I'm proud of you. 355 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,001 Four Seasons Hotel now. 356 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,505 Yo, so, I'm real high right now. 357 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,341 LA is up by five going into the fourth quarter. 358 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:15,511 They've played well despite missing Travis Bugg, 359 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,889 and there's still no good explanation for why he's not out there, folks. 360 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:21,016 'Cause I'm saving his life, you moron. 361 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,684 Message from Ler Cell. 362 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,105 "Are you close? We're about an hour till speech time." 363 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,397 Do you want to reply? 364 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,315 Reply. 365 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:32,277 "I'll be there, baby. GPS says I'm 45 minutes away." 366 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,905 Shit. This is gonna be close. 367 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,199 Wait, no, no, no. Delete that last part. Delete it. 368 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,787 Hey, hey, um, my wife got the fruit tart, 369 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,414 but she wants to try the chocolate cake. Can I take your fiancée's? 370 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,125 Howard, no. She's coming. 371 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,209 Coming up later… 372 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,464 It wasn't pretty, but the Waves managed to hang on, 373 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,050 taking Game 1 from Minnesota, 91-83. 374 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,845 A solid start to the playoffs for LA. 375 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,389 Okay. Oh, take that. 376 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,765 Wait, thanks. 377 00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:05,018 And this year's winner of the One to Watch Pedi Award 378 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,563 is Dr. Lev Levenson. 379 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:13,735 Thank you. 380 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:31,587 And I could not have done this without my beautiful fiancée, 381 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,800 whose constant presence in my life has brought me nothing but happiness. 382 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,427 Love you, honey. 383 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:41,847 Thank you so much. 384 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,816 The T-shirt cannon needs way more pressure. 385 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,276 -You know what I'm saying? -Yeah. 386 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,695 Hey, what up, guys? 387 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,780 Hey, looking good on the kiss cam. 388 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,740 Thank you. 389 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,619 I'm actually, uh, really glad I ran into you. 390 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:07,623 Could you call Jar and make a reservation for me and Charlie? 391 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,376 Oh, uh… 392 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,378 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 393 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,379 Great, thanks. 394 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:19,301 Actually, um, could you make it for four? 395 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,511 - Really? - Yeah. 396 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,932 We should see if Ness and Bituin want to join. Right? 397 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,975 - Yeah. - Don't think they're busy tonight. 398 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,311 God, I'm ready for the bread at Jar. 399 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,364 Hey, babe. 400 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:44,076 So, funny story, I told the GPS to go to the Four Seasons, 401 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:47,037 and it took me to the wrong one. I should sue Google Maps. 402 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,958 And I know… I know it was a huge night for you, 403 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,834 but I had to take Travis to rehab. 404 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,753 He was in really bad shape. 405 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,256 And we won, by the way. 406 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,383 Who knew doing the right thing could pay off? 407 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,678 Um… 408 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,180 Got you a gift bag at a bat mitzvah. 409 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,432 It has your favorite, caramel corn. 410 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:14,064 The, uh… the popcorn gets lodged in my dental implant. You remember? 411 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:17,025 Oh right. Yes. Sorry. 412 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,613 I don't have a dental implant, Isla. 413 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:30,289 So I don't pay enough attention. Got it. 414 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,499 Are we done with this weird little pop quiz? 415 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,334 It's not that you don't pay attention, Isla. 416 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,629 It's that I… I just don't think that you care. There's a difference. 417 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,381 -Lev. -Like tonight. 418 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,092 You didn't show up because you just don't care. 419 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:45,887 How was I supposed to know that today was gonna end up being totally insane? 420 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,432 Look, it was you who insisted on coming. 421 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:51,059 And by the way, every day is insane for you, 422 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,854 but that doesn't forgive the fact that you just don't give a shit 423 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:54,771 about my life. 424 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,233 Okay, this is ridiculous. It was an honest mistake. 425 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,069 And yet you still haven't apologized. 426 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,905 Okay, fine. I'm sorry. 427 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,909 I'm sorry I had to save a life and miss your thing. Better? 428 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,703 Okay, I have an important job too, Isla. 429 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,080 And I still pay attention to everything you say, 430 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,750 and I always make time for you, but I don't get that in return. 431 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:19,171 Can we just wait until the playoffs are done and talk about this later? 432 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,715 The playoffs will never be done. 433 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:26,511 There will always be another playoff, another emergency that you choose over me. 434 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,519 Look, Isla, I… I'm so happy that you got this job, 435 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,397 and I think that you are so, so good at it. 436 00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:39,524 And I never want to be one of those asshole guys 437 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,902 who complains about how much their wife works, 438 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:45,989 but… I don't know, maybe I need more than you can give me right now. 439 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,535 So, are you breaking up with me? 440 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,538 I just-- I can't be here for a while. 441 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:54,873 I gotta go. 442 00:22:56,666 --> 00:23:00,420 ♪ I don't know what it is That I'm climbing to ♪ 443 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:04,925 ♪ I hear your words in my head You said, "The mountain is you" ♪ 444 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:10,222 ♪ And only worry can bring me down ♪ 445 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:26,738 ♪ Heart and my hands don't fail me now ♪ 446 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:32,244 ♪ Won't let the weight of my fear Go and knock me down ♪ 447 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:36,248 ♪ Only way's up, no going around ♪ 448 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,502 ♪ Oh ♪ 449 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:44,631 ♪ You called my name In the dead of night ♪ 450 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:49,594 ♪ I was barely surviving Almost left the climb ♪ 451 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:53,765 ♪ Said don't look down But open your eyes ♪ 452 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:58,061 ♪ You were right You said, "The mountain is you" ♪ 453 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,357 ♪ The mountain is you ♪ 454 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,820 ♪ You said, "The mountain is you" ♪ 455 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,283 ♪ The mountain is you ♪